Xena (Galaxy Playmates 4)

"I look like a tramp."

Agent Xena Falcon stared at the mirror in a mix of pride and horror--though she had to say that horror was the stronger of the two emotions. Her flesh sparkled each time she moved. Every inch of her exposed cocoa-colored skin was covered with glitter. Eyeing the barely there outfit, she grimaced. That was a lot of glitter. Even her cleavage was shimmering.

"I look like a space slut."

Xena's lip curled in disgust. She liked wearing her hair short and neat, but Lord Maximus had insisted she spend a few hours under the beauty machine to grow the dark locks until they hung to her shoulders. Sure, it was pretty, but when she was in the field chasing the bad guy, who cared about being beautiful? She didn't become an HIA agent to win hearts. She became one to make the universe a better place to live for humans and humanoids.

"I'm a trampy space slut."

Xena said the last with a fake smile on her face, purposefully looking vacant to match the horrible outfit. It looked like she?d been attacked by a purple-web spinning Tig spider from the Z quadrant. A knitted center spiral was between and slightly under her breasts like a giant, round target. Thin purple straps sprouted out from there, joining haphazardly to other parts of the horrific outfit. A couple went to her thigh-high purple knit stockings, and more wrapped around her body.


At least all the essential areas are covered.


Embarrassing as this all was, she was not going to bare all for a bunch of horny space-dogs. It didn't matter if the head of the Medical Mafia himself was going to show up and by capturing him she?d become the most decorated agent in Human Intelligence history.

I wish.

Xena wasn't after anything as glamorous as a mob boss. She was investigating the Siren Mining Colony for illegal core trading. Rumor had it the Vice President of the company had a penchant for sexy strippers. Intel did a profile of the guy and came up with a physiological workup of his particular preferences. Xena was the best agent suited to the job.