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Here Kitty, Kitty
By: Shelly Laurenston | Other books by Shelly Laurenston
Published By: Samhain Publishing, Ltd.
Published: Jul 03, 2007
ISBN # 9781599985213
Published By: Samhain Publishing, Ltd.
Published: Jul 03, 2007
ISBN # 9781599985213
Word Count: 75,579
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Available in: Adobe Acrobat, Microsoft Reader, HTML, Mobipocket (.prc), Rocket, Epub
Categories: Paranormal/Horror Shape-shifter
Description
What do you do when you’ve got a hillbilly tiger by the tail? Or maybe the question should be: what wouldn’t you do…Nikolai Vorislav likes his single life just as it is. Simple, relaxing and quiet. What he doesn’t need is some foul-mouthed Texan hellcat living in his house, eating his food, flirting with his idiot brothers and shooting holes in his home with his granddaddy’s gun. But those long legs, dark eyes and lethal tongue are making Nik insane and he fears he may be caught in the sexiest animal trap ever.
Angelina Santiago doesn’t know how she got from Texas to North Carolina in a night or how she ended up in some hillbilly tiger’s house wearing only a sheet. What she does know is that she doesn’t like good ol’ boys with slow, sexy drawls who can’t seem to stop rubbing up against her. Yet in order to protect her friends, Angie has to stay with a cat who seems hellbent on finding all sorts of delicious ways to make her purr.
Warning, this title contains the following: explicit sex, graphic language, and strong violence.
This book is a re-release.
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Excerpt:
Angie reached across the table to put down a bowl of green beans and both Nik’s brothers leaned over a bit to get a good look at the long legs stretching out from her shorts.He slapped both of them in the back of the head. “Stop doing that. Now.”
“A man can appreciate a view,” Ban joked.
“A man can also lose both his eyes in a tragic tiger mauling.”
His brothers snickered and he felt his annoyance grow. Hard not to let it happen when he was as horny as a dog. Just watching her move had his mouth watering. Classy. Sweet. Funny. A real lady.
Angie evaluated the table, then stepped back. “Dinner!”
All three brothers jumped. A real lady who could out-scream a football stadium.
His parents showed up as the rest of them made their way to the table. His mother stormed out of Boris’s pickup truck, slamming the door behind her. She looked angry as hell, but she still had a hickey on her neck.
“Good,” Boris boomed. “I didn’t miss Momma’s fried chicken.” He smiled at Angie. “Best fried chicken in the entire South.”
Boris stood at one end of the table while Nik helped his grandmother into a chair on the opposite end. His father pulled out a chair for Angie and then another for Nik’s mother. Angie sat while Natalia slapped Boris’s hand away, re-adjusted the chair, and sat down. The fact his mother agreed to stay for dinner at his grandmother’s house was quite a feat for his father. No wonder the old man beamed like he bought another company.
Nik settled his grandmother and walked down to the seat beside Angie. Ban already took Nik’s seat next to Angie, so he grabbed the chair his brother sat in, lifted up both, and moved him closer to Reena. He grabbed another chair and sat down beside her.
Angie shook her head. “And to think I used to wish I had brothers and sisters.”
“What do you mean? I love my family.”
Angie simply snorted in response.
Nik pushed a stray hair behind Angie’s ear. “So, sugar, why exactly are you here?”
“Spending quality time with the Clampetts really can’t be beat.”
His hand strayed down to her bare leg, caressing it under the table. He loved that she jumped at his touch. “Still think you’re better than my family?”
“Oh, honey. I don’t think I’m better than your family.” She lifted his hand and placed it on the table. “I think I’m better than you.”
Nik smiled as his father slammed his fist down on the table.
“I do like this girl!”
Well, Angie had to admit it. She liked these people. They were funny and interesting. They kept her laughing all through dinner with stories of their other relatives and the people from town, shifter and human. Broyna said very little except for the occasional snide remark about a cousin or local. She seemed simply to enjoy having her grandkids and son around.
Angie found none of this surprising. Southerners always did tell the best stories. Of course, they were also the ones with relatives named Big Earl and Jackie Ray.
After dinner, things slowed down a bit. The family wandered from the table, Ban and Alek helping their grandmother back into the house. Reena and Kisa went off to talk to Natalia while Boris stepped away to check his messages on his cell phone.
All of which essentially left her alone with Nik.
He grabbed hold of the chair by its legs, turning it, and her, around so she faced him. He pulled the chair in close to him, so that his big legs ended up bracketing hers.
She expected him to say something, but he didn’t. He simply stared at her face. After two minutes of that, she grew considerably uncomfortable.
“What?”
“Nothin’.”
“Then stop staring at me. You’re freaking me out.”
“Everything freaks you out.”
“Not true. I have a very high tolerance for weirdness. I have a high tolerance for you, don’t I?”
“And my family.”
“They’re nice.” She always wondered what it was like to come from a big family. Angelina didn’t know. Her parents were never close to their few siblings and other relatives. And once they dumped her off in Texas it was like she no longer existed to the rest of her family.
Nik rubbed her legs with both of his hands, stopping to touch a rather long, simple scar cutting across her right knee.
“How’d ya get this?”
She glanced down at it. “Knife fight.”
“A knife fight?”
“Yup…well…I didn’t have a knife. I’m not really good with knives.”
“I see.”
“I had a baseball bat.”
She looked off down the path that led to the house. Headlights headed their way in the murky light that came before it went pitch black.
“I guess you learned to use that from the baseball player.”
“Nope. He taught me to pitch. The head of the motorcycle club I dated when I was sixteen until Marrec found out—he taught me how to use a baseball bat. I don’t think he expected me to use it on him, though.”
She glanced at Nik. “Hey, don’t look at me that way. He’s back on solid food.”
“You gonna tell me what happened?”
“What’s there to tell? He was mean to my friends. That’s all I needed to know.”
Nik grunted and, for some unknown reason, seemed satisfied with her answer. Maybe it was a shifter thing. She’d stopped telling her dates that story long ago. They’d go to the bathroom after dinner and never return.
“Someone’s coming.”
Nik nodded, but he seemed eternally interested in her legs. “I know.” His big hands wrapped around her knees and she marveled at the size of them. “Do you have a boyfriend, Angelina?”
Why did the men in his family insist on asking her that question?
Angie thought back on the rodeo clown. He’d wanted to be her boyfriend. At least, he did in the beginning. Like all the others, however, he soon realized her friends were the most important thing to her and she really didn’t want anyone touching her unless it involved sex. That last bit seemed to be the biggest problem for the cowboy. She had no idea why. He still would have gotten laid. Instead he got needy and possessive. She hated that.
“No. I don’t have a boyfriend.”
“Good.” He squeezed her knees.
Suddenly, the man’s hands were on the move, sliding up her legs, his thumbs disappearing between her thighs. Angie jumped, practically off the chair, and a little whimper escaped her throat. Her hands grabbed his wrists and he stopped moving. But she knew he could have kept going if he wanted to. His arms were like big, thick steel rods.
“I felt you underneath me this morning, Angie. I don’t think anything’s ever felt that good before.”
Reader Reviews (9)
Submitted By: nverde6 on Aug 25, 2011
The back plot and "war" between the shifters was somewhat silly and not fleshed out or well explained, but the interaction b/t the leads was marvelous and honestly the only thing I really care about. This book is a worthy investment of your time and money.Submitted By: eve_langlais on Apr 2, 2011
Laugh out loud story with the best depiction of a feline shifter I've ever read.Submitted By: neneburge on Feb 4, 2011
OMG this is the second book I read in the series and so far it is my favorite!! I have NEVER laughed so much...this writer is soo gifted...the sex was extremely sexy and animalistic w/o being gross or brutal!! The characters were so real and hysterical!! I really enjoyed this story and cannot wait to read of her work!! Submitted By: trianna on Jan 8, 2011
Loved it! I think this was the best of the three in the series. Shelly always gives you lots of laughter to go with the hot and steamy sex. Nic was to die for. A very enjoyable read.Submitted By: blueisland23 on Dec 26, 2010
I LOVE THIS SERIES AND THIS BOOK!!!!! I was laughing, smiling and giggling the whole time. Go Angelina!!!! Loved the characters, the witty dialog, just everything about the book!!! I wish the author was continuing the series!!! This is a must read if you like strong female heroines, kickass female heroines and men that are man enough to love them!!!Submitted By: pammkj on Jul 25, 2010
I really, really loved this book, as well as the first two. I found nothing lacking and it was truly well put togather. NOW...I'm hoping she's working on Zac's and Nic's sisters.Submitted By: TFoskey on Jun 8, 2010
I really enjoyed this series; very funny.Submitted By: 12Sleep on Nov 14, 2009
Weakest of the three books, BUT still an excellent read. Submitted By: sfrizell on Aug 16, 2009
This is the 3rd of a series and I read all 3 in one sitting. Very enjoyable - but enough with everyone being called a b***h or a f***er!!! The females are incredibly strong women and that was great but the cursing went beyond gratuitous! The story was interesting and regards the trials of shapeshifters. The sex scenes are very well written and hot but really REALLY got tired of the relentless cussing.Here Kitty, Kitty
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