Caught on Camera

Kate scanned the trees, one thought on her mind—food. Food being a very loose term. Roots, seeds, rodents, carrion...nearly anything would do in this desolate wasteland. In every direction, miles and miles of slushy spring snow, acres of scrubby pines, but lunch...?

"Fat frigging chance," she muttered. Then she saw it—a little clump of twigs in the crook of an old tree, a bird's nest. "Come on, eggs." Kate searched for handholds. She dug her boots into the knobby bark, locked her thighs around the trunk. Inch by slow, slippery inch, she made her clumsy ascent, mumbling a drum solo to herself. "Buh, buh-buh-buh-buh..." At moments like this, she always got the show's theme song stuck in her head.

Each episode opened with a flurry of bongos and a glimpse of misty green wilderness. Every few beats a new image flashed onto the screen—a man wading hip-deep through a rushing river, scaling a sheer cliff face, striking a flint. Words burst onto the screen—Dom Tyler: Survive This! The title disappeared to make way for a second bout of montage overlaid with credits that went ignored by most viewers in favor of the handsome man with his dirty blond hair and fascinating eyes, arms like a boxer and smile like a natural-born con man.

Kate knew the show's opening by heart. Heck, she'd filmed half the footage herself. And she knew Dom Tyler by heart, too. Those arms and that smile belonged to her boss, her best friend. And it was his fault she was halfway up a tree in the desolate wilds of Saskatchewan just now, wrecking her jeans with sap.

Wincing at the bark digging into her thighs, she took a deep breath and hauled herself onto a thick branch, ten feet off the ground. Bingo—eggs.

"Woo hoo!" She pumped her fist in the air. Glancing toward the campsite, she bellowed, "Ty! I've found your lunch!"

A faint noise of acknowledgment drifted through the otherwise silent landscape. Balancing on the limb, Kate slid the video camera strapped across her back forward and shouldered it. She aimed the viewfinder at the three ill-fated eggs nestled in the wreath of twigs and hit the record button.

"Songbird eggs," she murmured into the mic. "Need a confirm on the species. Early spring is one of the best times of year to find bird eggs if you get lost in the Canadian wilderness—double-check that fact. They can be cooked, or eaten raw if fire is scarce, and they're a great source of protein."

The show was an hour long, forty-two minutes after commercials. Forty-two minutes of Dom Tyler explaining how to stay alive in some of the world's harshest environments—a different location each episode. Though his looks likely distracted most viewers from actually retaining any of the lessons.

For nearly every shot that made it to air, just off camera stood Kate, armed with the stern poise of a lion tamer and a hastily acquired vocabulary to rival David Attenborough's. She researched and wrote nearly half of the show's narration. It was Dom Tyler's name in the title and face on the screen, but she was the one behind him, cracking the whip, keeping the show and its host on track.

She let the camera roll a few more seconds before shouldering it and fumbling back down the trunk, hopping the last few feet to the soggy ground.

"Ty?" Ty, because he winced whenever anyone called him Dominic. Kate headed toward the fire they'd set up by the river, shouting to him as she picked pine needles from the front of her jacket. "We're going to need to get you up there. I want some climbing and hand shots. I made some notes you can record in...