Looking for the perfect summer escape?
Join Smart Bitch Sarah's
Sizzling Summer BookClub!
Sponsored by All Romance / Omnilit
Slather on the sunscreen, grab your favorite eBook reading gizmo, pour yourself a glass of Sassy Bitch Lemonade (recipe below), and join Smart Bitch Sarah Wendell for a sizzling summer filled with romance.
1836 pages * 38 hours of reading pleasure * 12 weeks * 6 hunky heroes * 1 fun time
Q: How does this bookclub thing work?
A: There will be six sessions throughout the summer. The book will be announced at the beginning of each session along with the details for the related event. The sessions will be as outlined below.
Q: Events? What kind of events?
A: Super secret surprise events. Watch the Smart Bitches, Trashy Books Blog for details. Events details will be reposted to the schedule below after they are announced by Sarah.
Q Can you give us a hint?
A: Nope. Sarah told us if we leaked any information ahead of time, she would stop adding those cute little umbrellas to our Lusty Bitch Lemonades. We like the umbrellas.
Q: Can I recommend a book for the bookclub to read?
A: Not to us. Sarah is in charge of the reading list and she is one opinionated bitch. Feel free to post suggestions/recommendations in the comments section on posts related to the bookclub. Sarah absolutely wants to know your favorite hot weather reads coming out in summer 2010 (northern hemisphere summer, that is) but may not be able to add your book to the list). Can she be bribed? The last time we asked we were sent a photograph of a pink 52-foot yacht. With a very, very big bar.
Q: What's in it for me?
A: In addition to countless hours of entertainment and spectacular books there will be PRIZES and DISCOUNTS. Keep your eyes peeled on Sarah's blog. All prizes/contests will be run from there and all winners announced there.
Q: I missed out on a discount and/or prize because I a) have been too busy to check the Internet; b) my hard-drive crashed and I couldn't get on-line; c) I missed a session; or d) fill in the blank. Can I get the book discount and/or be eligible for a prize anyway?
A: No. WARNING: If you write and ask this question, vengeful rabbits may visit your home. Discounts are a limited time only. In other words, you snooze, you lose.
The Lowdown on the Schedule
Boost the Bookclub
Win an iPod Touch and $100 in eBook Bucks!**
Give our Bookclub a boost by proudly displaying one of our Bookclub banners with a link back to the full page URL http://allromanceebooks.com/bookclub.html or just the tiny URL http://tinyurl.com/278pz22. Then email us at links@allromanceebooks.com. One lucky poster will win an iPod Touch and a $100.00 All Romance/OmniLit Gift Certificate. Post as many links as you want.
Sassy Bitch Lemonade
1 oz unthawed of frozen lemonade concentrate
1 - 1.5 oz of vodka
6 oz of club soda
Pour into a shaker filled with ice. Do the shaking thing for 30 seconds while singing "Shake, Shake, Shake...Shake, Shake, Shake...Shake your boo - tay...Shake your boo - tay". Strain then serve over ice with a splash of grenadine, a cherry, and of course an umbrella.
(substitute more club soda for a non-alcoholic version)
Meet Sarah Wendell
Sarah Wendell is one smart Bitch who loves romance, and will always give it to you straight. Check out the realm of the Smart Bitches where smart romance readers gather, at
smartbitchestrashybooks.com or follow her on
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facebook.
*These numbers may vary based on the actual page count, how fast you read, and how thoroughly you participate in the festivities.
**Contest Fine Print
See submission instructions above under the "Boost the Bookclub" heading. Those instructions must be followed. This contest will run from June 1, 2010 - September 5, 2010. You must be 18 years of age to enter. Employees of All Romance eBooks, LLC are not eligible to enter. NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY. You may enter once for each link posted. Duplicate entries for a single post will result in disqualification. The winner will be chosen at random on September 7th and notified via email. The prize, an iPod Touch and a $100.00 gift certificate from AllRomance.com/OmniLit.com is valued at $300.00. It is being furnished by All Romance eBooks, LLC, DBA All Romance and OmniLit.
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